wow!!! wad an exciting match!!! so nice!!! Korea and Spain 0-0!!! up till penalty kick....oh then 5-3 one of the most exciting matches i eva watched!! oh yeah...neva blog for some time...ok...start from thurs...my grandma's bdae, in the morning went out with her and my mother to buy a piece of jade...i was pretti bored...till i went to the hair assessories shop...saw 2 of my old pri. sch friends....couldn't recognise one....coz she got long hair....i guess tt was the case for me oso...hahaha...anw....wad the heck is the problem with the msn Messenger todae??? Take so long to load???!!! haiz...forget it....anw, then went home...so bored. my father went home at 6pm, we changed, then went to East Coast, we were going to Jumbo Seafood Restaurant for dinner...oh man....y this internet so slow today??!! then i was wearing jeans, and was cycling on my cousin's foldable bike...then my jeans caught the hook at the end, then i fell!!! and got this big bruise on my leg...black and blue...last nite i rubbed and was hurting like shit!!! continue...then i went for dinner...with a sore knee...then 3 phonecalls (my handphone) and my mother was scolding me....i was eating chilli crab and talking to muikee at the same time...the next day, my knee was hurting like mad....so pain....at least now is betta...then i thot got MEP project...but cancelled at the last minute...coz hanyou cannot make it...then went to library at Marine Parade...and borrowed 18 books...amazing rite...but for me, i onli borrowed 9 books...haha...i mean my whole family...get it?? Plz be polite --> laugh!! haha..then couldn't find my cord shoes at the last minute and freaked out...it was already 4.30pm...i was LATE!!!then wore the skirt, it was so uncomfortable, then got PE shorts underneath..then changed with muikee in the MEP Rm 2's soundproof door to the gate....haha...and muikee threw her PE Shirt all over the place...then took mine somemore...okae...was so angry when Joy did not bring the tape she recorded for me....ARGHZ!!! anw...type alot liaoz...gtg do ipw....=P

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.
What makes life 100%?
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 13 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far ass kissing will take you.
A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

So nice!!! Game of Deceit is so nice!!! so cool!!! I cried u know....the scene was so touching lorh...so nice!!! mebbe u shld try to watch...okae...plz sign in my new guestbkx...coz the old one alreadi had 100 over entries and the system was happily deleting the older entries...and i...a retard...was happily asking pple to sign in it....okae, so now, i create a new one....okae....continue signing!! Aniwae, I'm advertising for a friend of mine, she wants to sell a few tix to a concert. The concert is on 23th of June, a Sunday, at 5pm,at Victoria Concert Hall, and tix are sold at $15 each, like the Promenade tix...u muz pity her, she muz sell 2 sets!!! Her email add is vitaminc_23@hotmail.com...help her k??? thanks!!! tata for now!!!

I'm in St. Nicks now!!! Come to school at 8.28am, and Malisa was hurrying me since erm...8.12am...haha...found out that ms yeo tze hwei is married....surprised??? Some of my classmates said that they saw the engagement ring before the holidays started...i didn't realli pay attention....if u want to know she is Mrs "wad" then ask Malisa Bay...she'll tell u...she forbid me to reveal anithing....i'm doing something wrong now....coz i said okae...sorri malisa....edit this post yrself....if you know my password...=P Anw, did ACE/CME project this morning....then was playing some bubblegumclub game....pretti fun, but the computer was slow...then u know...i was so erm...engrossed in chatting tt i kept jumping in...haha...the place where i will "die", then at 12noon went to Macs for lunch...and got scolded by Joy...sec 1...and doing IPW now...haiz....to think that i was so happie there was no String Orchestra practise, but still had to come to school for project...2 in a day somemore....okae....i'm so tired now...yao4 shui4 jiao4 liaoz...*yawn*, i think todae oso cannot complete project, coz my frends plaeing neopets now....arhz,....gtg now...byez!!! -smauckz-

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster
than ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in
front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all
the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy
people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and
then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of
dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen
calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we
didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns
in packages of eight. (THIS ONE ALWAYS BUGGED ME!)

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines
with Braille lettering.

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and
dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest
traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on
airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they
are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

In case you needed further proof that the
human race is doomed through stupidity,
here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while
sleeping. ( and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase
necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on
bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after
heating." (...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on
body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents
if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use
only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other
use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet,
eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does
not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents
for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your
hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

had to do 3 compos...for JS Bach, Felix Mendelssohn, and GF Handel...haiz....so tired...went out to MacPherson to pay money for money for my mother's new car....Mazda Premacy, 2 litres...then went for lunch...had 'Kway Chap'....pretty nice....but u know how much it is??? It is $34.20!!! so ex rite...........anw....i'm so glad WITS is over!!! okae....muz type out the compos now....add more mebbe later............=P

Yeah!!! Hurray!!!! WITS is finally over!!!! so happie!!! can someone tell me the results??? i left earlier....so dunnoe the end....i was asked to rush when i was supposed to present...anw....i can still remember mk's "conductive"....=P okae....i'm so tired....feel like sleeping now...and can feel a headache creeping over me....arghz!!! how come no one is online now??? i'm so bored!!! anw, thanks for the support...frm Sabrina and erm....i think Joy [sec1]...btw, how cum it is like so few pple know hu is Jessica Hester Hsuan??? so bad...i thot tt she was pretti popular...okae...i'm so tired now....realli got to sleep now...gd nites!!!