Saturday, November 23, 2002
was talking to mk before sleeping. it kinda reminded me abt _. i haven't really talk to _ for really long time. i couldn't deal with it at first.cos _ just ignored me k. it's like, all of a sudden. and i didn;t know why. and i still don't actually. but im fine now. haha. it doesn't affect me that much anymore. but i can't believe that i had just lost a friend like that. to make it worse _ was one of my best friends. was. it's a horrible feeling.
siu at 8:21 PM
sometimes i still feel as if i still care for _. but i shouldn't right? cos it's not the first time _ hurt me. and i guess friends don't hurt each other. but i should really thank _. cos _ taught me what a true friend really is. and really isn't.
Something to share with you...=Psiu at 7:13 PM
Dear Friends
In Singapore, living in Highly Dangerous Buildings (HDB), most people have already got used to Paying And Paying(PAP).
Not only do you pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt (PUB). If that's not enough, somebody still Purposely Wants to Dig (PWD) more from you. So what more can you do when you are in the Money Only Environment (MOE)?
When you are sick, you might be able to use your Cash Prior to Funeral (CPF) fund, if you happen to be admmited to the Money Operating Hospital (MOH) one time. If you are out of luck, you may meet doctors who Never Use Heart (NUH) to treat you and you will be Sure to Give-up Hope (SGH) .
To help ease the traffic, motorist have to pay Cash On Expressway (COE). If that doesnt help, they can always Eternally Raising Prices (ERP) on the roads. If you don't own a car, you can always make a Mad Rush to Train (MRT) or get squashed in a bus, Side By Side (SBS).
Lastly, under all these pressure, there are not many places we can relax, not even the good old place we used to go because it has become So Expensive and Nothing TO See Actually (SENTOSA).
At the end of the day, living in Singapore is quite frustrating. Even to the extend of hearing people complaining Now Everyone's Water At Toilet Eventually Recycled (NEWATER).
You tell me lah, should I be a quitter or stayer?
Tuesday, November 19, 2002
TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS!!!siu at 1:18 AM
Question 1
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who
were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
syphilis,would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.
Question 2
It is time to elect a new World Leader, and your vote counts. Here are the
facts about the three leading candidates:
Candidate A
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's
had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college
and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke!, drinks an
occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.
Which of these candidates would be your choice?
Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.
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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question:
If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.
Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.
Monday, November 18, 2002
helox!!! heex, gonna be dinner time soon, so mux hurry...heex, guess tonite will finally be able to sleep at home...haha, have been all ard singapore for the past week...yeah!!! harry potter is being screened now!!! when can i watch? mebbe nxt wk? but only mon is free...tues got piano, wed got cca, thurs got claz outing, and fri got cca also...haix, so bz horhx...haha, anw, very happi now...camp is over!!! overall, it was a memorable and meaningful one, jux that it kept stressing on leadership...but tt's the objective of the camp ritex? was kept bz thru`out the camp, doing as much as i can...heex, although the campfire was indoor, it was pretti fun larhx...was like so panicky, coz only did the prep for the indoor one during dinner tt day, heex, it was jux like die die thing...at least the campers were pretti enthu...heex, then sang songs till qt late...abt 1am? not sure abt the time...haha, mr phee was playing the guitar...shhhhhhh...dun let anione know...i and other facilitators saw him eyeing ms tay...heex, we were laughing non-stop...yup, then ms neo is engaged!!! so sweet ritex? although a little tomboyish, she is like well, pretti enthu, cool, and now trying to be more feminine liaox...heex, on the last day, we presented ms tay with a box of apples and pear cores!!! not forgetting orange skins...haha, well, it was like super funnie...=P...well, i'm like super slow? haven't done so many things yet...esp my hmw, ok...will update more soon...=P...cya!siu at 2:08 AM
**If One Day..**siu at 1:02 AM
If one day you feel like
crying...
Call me.
I don't promise that
I will make you laugh,
But I can cry with you.
If one day you want to run away-
Don't be afraid to call me.
I don't promise to ask you to
stop...
But I can run with you.
If one day you don't want to
listen
to anyone...
Call me.
I promise to be there for you.
And I promise to be very quiet.
But if one day you call...
And there is no answer...
Come fast to see me.
Maybe I need you.
If I ever ignored you.
I'm Sorry...
If I ever made you feel bad or put you
down.
I'm Sorry...
If I ever thought I was bigger or better
than you.
I Luv You...
Don't ever forget that! Through bad times
and good,
I'll always be here for you.
I am Sorry...
for every wrong I've ever done.
I'm writing this because what if tomorrow
never comes?
What if inever get to say good-bye or give a
u a BIG hug?
What if i never get to say I'm sorry or I
love you?
Because what if tomorrow never comes?
I LOVE YOU!
FRIENDS ALWAYS!!!
siu at 12:57 AM
Some facts u didn't have to know...enjoy!!!siu at 12:46 AM
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly
seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas
is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's
more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
body to squirt blood 30 feet. (Oh my God!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a
pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it
starves to death. (Creepy.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do
not try this at home...... maybe at work.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is
attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the
male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty
on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in
my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to
know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........now if you combine being a pig & the tongue thing
!!!!)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the
difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that
would be a good thing....)
A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid
to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people
like that.)
Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot
longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure. (What about that pig??)