some jokes...qt lame...=D
Pathan's Day OuT

A Pathan goes into a store and sees a shining object. He asks the clerk,
"What is that shiny object?" The clerk replies, "That is a thermos flask."
The Pathan then asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold."
The Pathan says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos.
His Pathan boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?"
He said, "It's a thermos flask."
The boss then says, "What does it do?"
He replies, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The Pathan replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."
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What will a Pathan do after taking photocopies ?
He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!
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What will a Pathan do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper? (he already has one and he wants one more..) ---He takes a photocopy of the white paper !!!
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Pathan went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to Pathan" he replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to tell the salesman "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Pathan," Salesman replied. "Damn, he recognized me," he thought. he went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new hair color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before he again approached the salesman.
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Pathan," he replied.
Frustrated, he exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a Pathan?" "Because that's a microwave, Not a TV" he replied.
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Why did 18 Pathan go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
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How do you make a Pathan laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
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Why can't Pathan make ice cubes?
They always forget the recipe.
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Why does Pathan always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
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How can you tell when Pathan sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
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Shakir Khan & Jazbat Khan are in a railway station.
Jazbat khan asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to Quetta?"
"No," answers the Railway man.
"Can I?" asks Shakir Khan.
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Pathan got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate "Mother: Pathan. Father: Pathan. Kid: Chinese."
"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Pathan?"
" Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."
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Khushall Khan & Kaka Rori landed up in London. They managed to get into a double-decker bus.Khushall Khan somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate Kaka Rori got pushed to the top.
After a while when the rush was over, Khushall Khan went upstairs to see friend Kaka Rori. He met Kaka in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death. He says, "Arre Kaka Rori ! What the heck's goin' on? Why are you so scared ? I was enjoying my ride down there ?
Scared Kaka replies. "Yeah, but you've got a *driver.*"
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Once Kaka Rori broke his leg when he threw his cigarette butt down the manhole and tried to step on it
Kaka Rori tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the seat of his pants, but it wouldn't light. He tried another. It wouldn't light. The third one finally lit. lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket. "What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?"
"That's a good match. I'll use it again."
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Kaka Rori buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.
Our Pathan says, "I want my $20 million."The man replied,
"No, Sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years."
Kaka said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it."
Again, the man explained that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.
Pathan, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! if you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my 1 dollar back!"
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A Pathan was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird flying overhead.
Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over him. The Pathan says,
"It is good that cows don't fly"
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A Pathan,a Japanese, and a British were lost in the desert. They were driving around in a Jeep when it broke down, because they had nothing else they decided to each take a piece of the Jeep as they continued their journey. The Japanese took the radiator, the British took the seat, and the Pathan took the door.
After a while of walking the British asked the Japanese "I'm confused, why did you bring the radiator?" The Japanese responded, "If I get thirsty, can drink the fluid."
Next the Pathan asked the British "Why did you bring the seat?"
So the British said "If I get tired,I am not going to sit on the sand. I can sit on this comfortable seat."
Finally the Japanese asked the Pathan why he had chosen the door.
The Pathan quickly responded to this question, "Well, when it gets hot all I have to do is roll down the window."
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gosh..retarded

Definition of a friend...........

1. You accept me as I am.
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2. You understand me better than most.
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3. You are generous with your time
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4. I can't smell you through the computer. haha.
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5. You are sincere.
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6. You make me laugh.
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7. We share everything with each other.
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8. You're always there when I need you.
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9. You don't take me for granted.
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10. There was nothing good on TV, so I sent you this page.
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11. You are not afraid to speak your mind to me.
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12 We're both so pathetic, no one else would have us as friends.
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13. You are genuine.
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14. O.K., I'm just in it for the glory.
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15. You're a good listener.
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16. You don't use me.
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17. You respect me for who I am.
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18. You understand the meaning of sharing.
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19. Your kindness surrounds everyone you touch.
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20. You make me happy.
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21. You make a difference in my life
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22. When I have a problem, you always do your best to advise me.
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23. It's your toilet seat. Leave it however you wish.
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24. You make me smile.
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25. I feel good when we're together
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26. If I mess up, I know you will rub it in my face.
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27. I enjoy our friendly competition.
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28. I know it was you who ate all the nachos, but I forgive you.
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29. Fess up next time! (see 28)
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30. With all of life's little troubles, I gotta put up with your bull too. :P
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31. I know I can trust you.
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32. Your excitement is contagious!
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33. You still owe me the rent money.
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34. I tell you things nobody else knows.
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35. I have probably told you too much already.
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36. When we're old, you'll still be as useless as you are today.
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37. You have a nice car.
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38. It's mine. I want it back. (see 37)
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39. That was a long time ago. Just forget it.
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40. You don't talk behind my back.
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41. I heard everything you said about me.
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42. I can count on you.
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43. I just wanted to say, thanks for being my friend. :0)
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44. You don't lie to me.
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45. You handle your aggression well.
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46. You give me praise for a job well done.
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47. You don't get jealous.
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48. You never raise your voice to make a point.
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49. You seldom make points.
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50. You're caring.
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51. You feel our bond is so strong, there is no need to return my phone calls.
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52. You give a hoot.
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53. You don't give a hoot.
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54. Some of the best times of my life have been with you.
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55. You always have a positive word to share with me.
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56. You are selfless in your efforts to help others.
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57. I never have to ask you twice.
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58. You always have a shoulder to lean on, when I need it.
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59. You see me as so few people do.
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60. Your faith in me means everything.
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61. You don't kick me when I'm down.
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62. When you leave, I feel better for the time we have spent together.
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63. You listen to what I have to say.
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64. You think before you open your mouth.
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65. You know when not to open your mouth at all.
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66. I can't remember this one. *LOL*
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67. You have no hidden agendas.
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68. I'm not sure you have an agenda. ;-)
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69. Instead of complaining about something, you take action.
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70. When we are fighting, you never hit below the belt.
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71. For every negative, you find a positive and focus on that.
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72. When I feel surrounded by darkness, you help me see the light.
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73. When we play pin the tail on the donkey, you generously supply your ass.
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74. I don't have to "perform" for you.
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75. As long as I have you for a tennis partner, I'll look like a pro.
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76. Just when I think things can't get any worse, you show up. ;-)
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77. You don't challenge every single word I say.
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78. When the going gets tough, we support each other.
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79. Even though we may be miles apart, I can feel your presence every day.
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80. Although we may fight, I usually win. Haha!
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81. I captured everything you did on VHS.
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82. Don't get on my bad side. (see 81)
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83. You light up the room with your presence.
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84. I don't have to buy you x-mas presents. *LOL*
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85. You're the only one who'll hang around for my insults.
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86. I can't keep coming with good excuses not to see you.
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87. You still have my house keys.
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88. You often shed words of wisdom, just when I need to hear them the most.
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89. Sometimes, it's simply too much fun to watch you make an ass outta yourself.
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90. Some of the best things in life are free. Have some more nachos.
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91. Together, we can laugh at the rest of the world, and somehow that's funny.
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92. When the going gets tough, we simply ignore each other.
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93. In a race to conquer the world, we're two rats of the same kind.
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94. You're not getting any better at tennis. *wink*
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95. We understand each other.
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96. I know you better than you know yourself.
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97. Actually, there's just no one else to turn to.
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98. I have more in common with you than anyone else I know.
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99. Sometimes, I actually get the feeling that you care.
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100. To forgive is divine, but my parrot is still dead.
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101. Do you really need another reason?

wanna BOX?!

hiyyeee!!! so happie!!! i only have ONE homework left to do!!! jian bao...hee, congratulate me!!! haha, guess many pple finish it long ago liaox...coz it's like one of the easiest...but jux too lazie to read...

jux had piano lesson...gosh, the teacher so sweet!!! gave me a notebook...said it was my x'mas prezziee...yeah!!! ahah, i've been mad nowadays...jogging ard the field behind my house...then bleahx. take so long some more...who cares?

mERryxMAs~~~~

bleahx. shld i change the add of my webpg? hmm, think so...no longer in 2g soon...bleahx, let me try...=D

gdness me...lotsa things to write...bear with it

went to suntec yest for lunch, was supposed to cut my hair, but mum says she wants to get a radio for my sis, buy why??? i nv got anithing for my PSLE!!! haha, my sis got posted to TKSS...uniform like RJC...green skirt and white shirt...got tie somemore...green and gold...realli nice!!! how come st. nix dun haf the tie stuff? even pl oso haf. hmm, tanjong katong sec bleahx.dunoe a thing abt it...eh, walk walk thru her sch on 11/1 2003, sth like CCA fair. means mux change my vln lesson...with muikee...

eh...still got 3 more hol hmw...can't bring myself to do it...
1. zhou ji (heck...no inspiration!!!)
2. jian bao(too lazy to read the article)
3. book review(*book damn long...doesn't seem interesting)

yest mel and i were like half discussing/half arguing abt the issue of EDUCATION
hmm, any comments? let u know more abt it when i'm not so tired...gosh...i want to be doctor!!! jux read the newspapers..dun need to take bio to study medicine, but mux go thru an interview then take some tests...before officially entering the campus. gosh!

haha, laz nite i wrote a stupid argumentative essay on my day. so dumb. jux waste paper and ink.sheesh, wanted to type it out...but too lazy. shld have seen my handwriting...it sux!

yup, changed my phone to motorola C330, the liquid one...yup, the "peanut phone" the shape unique, tunes polyphonic and cool games...haha, esp snood21...cldn't stop playing man...haha, *high 5* tt's meant for yiwen...yeah! esther kwan rox!

I LUF U 2GRACE!!! THANX FOR MAKING MY LIFE SO MEANINGFUL! U HAF DEFINITELY MADE A DIFFERENCE!
yeah, thanx to zhao wen zhuo also, haha, giving me the opportunity to explore the internet...and also find many websites on celebrities and shows!!! ahah, luf u too!(gosh, wad was i thinking...erm, i jux mean...nvm)

siumin tay
It was a tough year, but we'll go for a "Nice" rating. A few naughty marks for excessive junk food, not going to bed on time and nearly forgetting someone's birthday. Really tried to keep up with household chores, though. Extra credit for smiling a lot. Is kind to senior citizens. Keep improving!

can u believe it?!?! now is alreadi 22.26!!! i tidied my room and the study area for 3 whole hours!!! haha, with occasional breaks...honest...less than 5 mins each...=D

wow, found so many cute things...!!! bleahx, saw the Sunday Life! section, shu jian en chou lu ends on fridae!!! so sad lorh...wahaha, i was cutting out his pix...u know who...

haha, d/l a song by him...hmm, let's listen...=P

YUCK~~!!!!

his "singing voice" sux!!! gosh, lost its charismatic quality...sheesh!!!

ok, g2g liaox...bleahx. cannot beat my record of 11pm...nitex!